One large tin (~200 g) of salmon (or fish of your choosing)
2 handfuls of kale
1 tbsp capers
2 tbsp olives
2 tbsp cream cheese
1 tsp dijon mustard
Black pepper
Method
Boil the kettle. Cover the pasta in a saucepan with a few inches of boiling water and cook according to package instructions.
When the pasta has 2-3 minutes left to cook, add a couple of handfuls of kale to the saucepan, and mix in with the pasta and water to ensure it cooks.
Place a measuring jug in the sink. When the pasta and kale are cooked, drain with a colander into the sink over the measuring jug, so some of the pasta water is collected.
Turn the heat on the hob to low. Add the pasta and kale back to the saucepan, along with 2 tbsp cream cheese, 1 tbsp capers with some brine, 2 tbsp olives, 1 (drained) tin of fish, and 1 tsp dijon mustard, and return to the heat.
Stir to combine all ingredients, and add some of the pasta water as needed to help the cream cheese distribute evenly.